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by Docter Noel Zone, 'the greatest dangerologist in the world, ever' ; with the help of my neighbours David O'Doherty (words) and Chris Judge (pictures)
Dangerzone Books presents Danger is everywhere a handbook for avoiding danger Docter Noel Zone presents Danger is everywhere a handbook for avoiding danger
240 pages
illustrations.
At head of title: Dangerzone Books presents. At head of cover title: Docter Noel Zone presents.
Summary: Taken from the notebooks of the enigmatic and ultra-cautious dangerologist Docter Noel Zone, Danger Is Everywhere is a brilliantly funny handbook for avoiding danger of all kinds. Does it warn you about what to do if a shark comes up out of the loo while you are sitting on it? Yes it does. And how to find out if your granny is a robot? That too. And what to do if a volcano erupts underneath your house? After you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this book will let you know exactly how to deal with it. (Publisher)